There is a special kind of love,
one that I must now tell you of.
It’s a romance I’ve been in for years,
It’s given me both joy and tears.
They say “he” isn’t good for me,
he’s dark, and full of calories,
he won’t encourage future goals,
nor help me to remove my rolls.
But they don’t see the you I do,
the painful times you’ve seen me through,
the tasteful things your always in,
you kiss me deeply, in your sweet way.
Oh Chocolate, it’s you I long to see,
you give me such sweet ecstasy,
perhaps I see too much of thee,
may never you depart from me.